bltsl4:

When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all

“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”

“Yup.”
“Positive?”

“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all

Until I cut it , then they’re all


“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”


PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

bltsl4:

When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:

They’ll be all

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“Um, no thanks.”

And I’m like “Are you sure?”

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“Yup.”

“Positive?”

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Yes, mom.”

“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”

And they’re all

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Until I cut it , then they’re all

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“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”

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PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

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This is the rape joke:
My best friend was four years old the first time his father came into his room at midnight and tore out his throat. He still has days when I cannot hold him because the memory of a bleeding trachea haunts his doorway. He has not been home for the holidays in many years, but – even now – hands are seen as weapons.

This is the rape joke:
I have been told by more than twenty people that they have been raped. To all of them, I asked where the rapist was. From none of them, I heard ‘jail.’

This is the rape joke:
Once my brother told me that I was so ugly, I would be a virgin forever. Unless someone raped me. But even they wouldn’t come back for seconds.

This is the rape joke:
I believed him.

This is the rape joke:
I now look at every woman on the street and wonder if the space between her legs is a crime scene, surrounded by ripped caution tape. The statistics tell me that this is so common that I will never be in a room that does not contain a survivor. Not even if I am in that room alone.

This is the rape joke:
I was thirteen years old, and he was supposed to be just a friend.

This is the rape joke:
When his older brother came home, the boy pulled away. He wiped the tears from my face and said ‘we should do this again some time.’

This is the rape joke:
When I finally told my parents, they asked what I had been wearing.

This is the rape joke:
I had been wearing my innocence. My trust. I had worn the love I held for humanity and expected to be treated well. I had never been taught that I would be that girl, the one who keeps a mine of secrets between her legs – that girl was the slut. I wasn’t supposed to be breakable.
What had I been wearing? I wore the rape joke, then I became it.

moon83:

Flower Power

by Sophie Gamand

O objetivo da série ‘Flower Power’ é desmistificar a imagem perigosa e agressiva criada em torno dos cães da raça Pit Bull:

"I realized pit bulls were always portrayed in very urban, gritty photographs. The imagery associated with these dogs is often harsh, very contrasted, conveying the idea of them being tough. In my opinion, this feeds the myth that these dogs are dormant psychopaths. So I decided to take the other route and portray them like hippies, soft fairy-tale-inspired characters, feminine and dreamy. The idea of Flower Power blossomed."

sophiegamand.com // Facebook

via: my modern met

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bunmer:

beautiful-tragicinthefalloutboy:

"Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons."

Did they finally notice all the bone titties?

bunmer:

beautiful-tragicinthefalloutboy:

"Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons."

Did they finally notice all the bone titties?

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Okay. So I’ve started watching Reign. And I’m a little more than halfway through the first season. I really like it. I thought about watching it when it first came on because I loved Toby Regbo in “Someday this pain will be useful to you” but decided not to because Francis’s facial hair is ridiculous.
Okay. But I’m watching it now. And I really like Francis and Mary. But Francis is going to die and I am so not into that. Like. I really want them to be together forever and I know that’s not going to happen and that makes me really unhappy.

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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